U bend if you want to! This party is not going down the toilet... oh wait.

So more U turns, in fact Dave has had so many U Turns so far I'm starting to think that Tory HQ does most of their research in the local branch of plumbase.
I can just imagine the conversations now:

DC "Gideon chum, what do the plebs do with themselves if they can't afford to go
to university under our new HE policy".
GO "I once had the misfortune of coming home whilst the help were fasnnying about,
ghastly, truly, one of the chaps was dirty with an awful accent. I think he was a plumber.."

BOJO in his latest plumb-base escapade. "Show me your pipes, it's for the olympics you know..."