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| The Chuckles, 10 years ago, yesterday. |
Popular octigenarian children's entertainers Paul and Barry Chuckle of Rotheram UK were claming last night that the current UK coalition partners, Clegg and Cameron were infringing on UK copyright laws.
The northern entertainers, widely famous for their 'to-me-to-you' routine as well as their Thatcher-beaten weathered faces and 'don't-trust-me-with-the-kids' moustaches were last night condemning the actions and behaviours of the coalition government.
Barry Chuckle, 86, said "I don't know who Nick and David think they are, they've completely ripped us off. The trademark bumbling about with no idea what they're doing, causing catastrophe is our act. We didn't run through 300 matinee sittings of Hansel and Gretel to be ripped off by a pair of Etonian tosspots".
Indeed speculation has arisen amongst TV critics suggesting that the Coaltion Government may be part of a wider, more elaborate PR stunt.
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| Would be Chuckles |
Paul Chuckle had this to say: "I'm no expert, but even I can tell that slashing UK public spending, creating mass unmeployment, and cutting benefits, whilst claiming to be in the interest of economic growth is taking the p***". This court case is one of many copyright infringments lodged at the coaltion in the past year, and comes only weeks after Steve Coogan attempted to sue Sayeeda Warsi for basing her personality on his popular Alan Partridge character, i.e. a cringeworthy, inept, immature laughing stock.
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10 Downing Street issued the following response- "We regret that such circumstances have arisen, however we would like to inform the UK public that since all of the coalition partners were privately educated none of them have the slightest clue of who the Chuckle Brothers are, although we have a suspiscion that they are northern, on the dole, and probably smell as well."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ndIOXV-ds -The disputed behaviour, Cameron and Clegg during a recent press conference.
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