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Saturday 11 June 2011

It's the show that just won't die!

That's right, after what seemed like a great, innovative idea ten years ago has dragged on like John Precott at an open buffet.
Watching attention hungry losers that will do anything for limelight was always going to date after a while.. that's right, I'm talking of course about the Lib Dems!
Highlights of LibDemLive 2000-2010

It seems that despite public approval being at an all time low, the Lib Dems are still as loud as ever, although recently Clegg has been a bit further back (presumably still in tears).
Thomas Rollins 23 from Middleborough had this to say: "When the Lib Dems first came onto TV it seemed amazing, it really got the public interested in politics. But now it's turned shit like all the other prime time programs, (I'm a left-wing Labourite, get me out of here! and Bullington Shore). Frankly I'd rather watch Dale Winton vomiting over chiuauas."

Vince Cable, producer of LibDemLive was quick to deny cancellation, "LibDem is a brand that is as popular as ever with the public, it's not that it's hated, it's just misunderstood, you know, like Roual Moat or all those council house people we just made unemployed..".
Indeed Channel 4 has announced a sequal is in production to it's wildly controversial 'My big fat failed coalition', which was both criticised and praised for its depiction of two parties (rightly or wrongly )widely viewed as criminals by the wider Daily Mail Reading British Public... 
Melanie Phillips from the Daily Mail had this to say on the matter: "I blame all those queer gypsy communists, you can't trust 'em a second you can't. My aunty val always used to say that. And those asians too, I count my coins after that asian nurse has given me me anti psychotics for the day. I bet she's a lezzer an' all!"


Melanie Phillips after wandering dazed into a newsroom whilst 'looking for the nurse, she's a chink you see, with a lazy eye an' all, can't trust 'em'.

Richard Littlejohn was unavailble to comment as he is currently on holiday in Brighton.

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