Chuckle Brothers to take legal action against coalition partners

The Chuckles, 10 years ago, yesterday.

Popular octigenarian children's entertainers Paul and Barry Chuckle of Rotheram UK were claming last night that the current UK coalition partners, Clegg and Cameron were infringing on UK copyright laws.
The northern entertainers, widely famous for their 'to-me-to-you' routine as well as their Thatcher-beaten weathered faces and 'don't-trust-me-with-the-kids' moustaches were last night condemning the actions and behaviours of the coalition government.


Barry Chuckle, 86, said "I don't know who Nick and David think they are, they've completely ripped us off. The trademark bumbling about with no idea what they're doing, causing catastrophe is our act. We didn't run through 300 matinee sittings of Hansel and Gretel to be ripped off by a pair of Etonian tosspots".
Indeed speculation has arisen amongst TV critics suggesting that the Coaltion Government may be part of a wider, more elaborate PR stunt.

Would be Chuckles

Paul Chuckle had this to say: "I'm no expert, but even I can tell that slashing UK public spending, creating mass unmeployment, and cutting benefits, whilst claiming to be in the interest of economic growth is taking the p***". This court case is one of many copyright infringments lodged at the coaltion in the past year, and comes only weeks after Steve Coogan attempted to sue Sayeeda Warsi for basing her personality on his popular Alan Partridge character, i.e. a cringeworthy, inept, immature laughing stock.

Imbeclile.

10 Downing Street issued the following response- "We regret that such circumstances have arisen, however we would like to inform the UK public that since all of the coalition partners were privately educated none of them have the slightest clue of who the Chuckle Brothers are, although we have a suspiscion that they are northern, on the dole, and probably smell as well."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ndIOXV-ds -The disputed behaviour, Cameron and Clegg during a recent press conference.

It's the show that just won't die!

That's right, after what seemed like a great, innovative idea ten years ago has dragged on like John Precott at an open buffet.
Watching attention hungry losers that will do anything for limelight was always going to date after a while.. that's right, I'm talking of course about the Lib Dems!

Highlights of LibDemLive 2000-2010

It seems that despite public approval being at an all time low, the Lib Dems are still as loud as ever, although recently Clegg has been a bit further back (presumably still in tears).
Thomas Rollins 23 from Middleborough had this to say: "When the Lib Dems first came onto TV it seemed amazing, it really got the public interested in politics. But now it's turned shit like all the other prime time programs, (I'm a left-wing Labourite, get me out of here! and Bullington Shore). Frankly I'd rather watch Dale Winton vomiting over chiuauas."

Vince Cable, producer of LibDemLive was quick to deny cancellation, "LibDem is a brand that is as popular as ever with the public, it's not that it's hated, it's just misunderstood, you know, like Roual Moat or all those council house people we just made unemployed..".
Indeed Channel 4 has announced a sequal is in production to it's wildly controversial 'My big fat failed coalition', which was both criticised and praised for its depiction of two parties (rightly or wrongly )widely viewed as criminals by the wider Daily Mail Reading British Public... 
Melanie Phillips from the Daily Mail had this to say on the matter: "I blame all those queer gypsy communists, you can't trust 'em a second you can't. My aunty val always used to say that. And those asians too, I count my coins after that asian nurse has given me me anti psychotics for the day. I bet she's a lezzer an' all!"

Melanie Phillips after wandering dazed into a newsroom whilst 'looking for the nurse, she's a chink you see, with a lazy eye an' all, can't trust 'em'.

Richard Littlejohn was unavailble to comment as he is currently on holiday in Brighton.

U bend if you want to! This party is not going down the toilet... oh wait.

So more U turns, in fact Dave has had so many U Turns so far I'm starting to think that Tory HQ does most of their research in the local branch of plumbase.
I can just imagine the conversations now:

DC "Gideon chum, what do the plebs do with themselves if they can't afford to go
to university under our new HE policy".
GO "I once had the misfortune of coming home whilst the help were fasnnying about,
ghastly, truly, one of the chaps was dirty with an awful accent. I think he was a plumber.."

BOJO in his latest plumb-base escapade. "Show me your pipes, it's for the olympics you know..."

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